Quotes from Anonymous

Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, fell down bound into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together!

To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon.

Them that's got shall get,Them that's not shall lose,So the Bible said, and it still is news.Mama may have,Papa may have,But God bless the child that's got his own!

They are like the deaf adder that stoppeth her ear;Which will not hearken to the voice of charmers, charming never so wisely.

Racial superiority is a mere pigment of the imagination.

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party.

I like little pussy, her coat is so warm;And if I don't hurt her she'll do me no harm.

I don't do alcohol anymore — I get the same effect just standing up fast.

Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.

Remember: it is not given to man to take his goods with him.No one goes away and then comes back.

Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money.

Mademoiselle from Armenteers, Hasn't been kissed in forty years, Hinky dinky, parley-voo.

If you mess up, 'fess up.

It's better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash.

Carriages without horses shall go,And accidents fill the world with woe.

We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.

You might be a firefighter if "climbing the corporate ladder" has nothing to do with career advancement.

Friend Roland, sound your horn.

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

The Pyramids first, which in Egypt were laid;Next Babylon's Gardens, for Amytis made;Then Mausolos' Tomb of affection and guilt;Fourth, the Temple of Dian in Ephesus built;The Colossus of Rhodes, cast in brass, to the Sun;Sixth, Jupiter's Statue, by Phidias done;The Pharos of Egypt comes last, we are told,Or the Palace of Cyrus, cemented with gold.

The silver swan, who living had no note,When death approached unlocked her silent throat;Leaning her breast against the reedy shore,Thus sung her first and last, and sung no more:Farewell, all joys; O death, come close mine eyes;More geese than swans now live, more fools than wise.

When safety is a factor, call in a contractor.

To ride a horse is to ride the sky.