Quotes from Anonymous

Man is inclined to exaggerate almost everything — except his own mistakes.

The fathers have eaten a sour grape, and the children's teeth are set on edge.

The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills.

The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them.

Life is a banquet, and most poor sons-of-bitches are starving to death.

Why seek ye the living among the dead?

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

The bourgeoisie, by the rapid improvement of all instruments of production, by the immensely facilitated means of communication, draws all, even the most barbarian, nations into civilization.

When the horse is dead, get off.

Lead me to the rock that is higher than I.

Beauty's sister is vanity, and its daughter lust.

God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.

Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you Until we meet again!

Fire in the lake: the image of Revolution.

You know you live in Phoenix when you've experienced condensation on your butt cheeks from the hot water evaporating in the toilet bowl.

If you keep doing things like you've always done them, what you'll get is what you've already got.

In whatsoever way any come to Me,In that same way I grant them favor.

I'm not anti-social. I'm pro-solitude.

O felix culpa, quae talem ac tantum meruit habere Redemptorem [O happy fault, which has deserved to have such and so mighty a Redeemer].

To love, cherish, and to obey.

Success comes in cans, not cant's.

Abdicate, v.: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

I belong to that highly respectable tribeWhich is known as the Shabby Genteel…Too proud to beg, too honest to steal.