Quotes from Anonymous

A man's heart deviseth his way: but the Lord directeth his steps.

Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.

Flying is the second best thrill to cheerleaders; being caught is the first.

My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.

I see skies of blue, and clouds of white,The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night.And I think to myself… what a wonderful world.

A rose can say "I love you", orchids can enthrall, but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist, yes, that says it all.

Keep smiling — it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

We have erred, and strayed from thy ways like lost sheep.

If any man can show just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.

Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.

Most sports only need one ball. Mine takes both. Skydive!

If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven.

No one is more cherished in this world than someone who lightens the burden of another. Thank you.

Doesn't amount to Hannah Cook

Teaching creates all other professions.

Upon earth there is not his like, who is made without fear.

And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

Con pan y vino se anda el camino [With bread and wine you can walk your road].

Lymph, v.: to walk with a lisp.

Baseball is an island of activity amidst a sea of statistics.

In a good old age.

Blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.

The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.