Quotes from Anonymous

No one who achieves success does so without acknowledging the help of others. The wise and confident acknowledge this help with gratitude.

Hearing protection is a sound investment.

Thy brother came with subtilty, and hath taken away thy blessing.

When thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth.

I'm a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn't have the heart to let him down.

I gotta tell you, I am loving this yada yada thing. I can gloss over my whole life story.

When you open your heart to giving, angels fly to your door.

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.

The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking, but that he won't let you stop listening.

If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One [Krishna].

The entire land sets out to work,All beasts browse on their herbs;Trees, herbs are sprouting,Birds fly from their nests…Ships fare north, fare south as well,Roads lie open when you rise;The fish in the river dart before you,Your rays are in the midst of the sea.

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O God, the Creator and Preserver of all mankind, we humbly beseech thee for all sorts and conditions of men; that thou wouldest be pleased to make thy ways known unto them, thy saving health unto all nations.

With all my worldly goods I thee endow.

Our days begin with trouble here,Our life is but a span,And cruel death is always near,So frail a thing is man.

Arizona looks like a battle on Mars.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

Gratitude is the music of the heart, when its chords are swept by the breeze of kindness.

Seest thou a man diligent in his business? He shall stand before kings.

Avoid what is evil; do what is good; purify the mind—this is the teaching of the Awakened One [Buddha].

Yankee Doodle came to townRiding on a pony,He stuck a feather in his hatAnd called it macaroni.Yankee Doodle, keep it up,Yankee Doodle dandy,Mind the music and the step,And with the girls be handy.

My karma ran over your dogma.

There cometh a woman of Samaria to draw water: Jesus saith unto her, Give me to drink.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.