Quotes from Anonymous

I have been young, and now am old; yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging bread.

Life is never so busy that there is no time to serve.

So we sailed on to the sunTill we found a sea of green,And we lived beneath the wavesIn our yellow submarine.

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Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

Where there is neither Greek nor Jew, circumcision nor uncircumcision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond nor free: but Christ is all, and in all.

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry.... There's two to kiss, two to hug; And best of all, there's two to love!

Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.

I was told that whistling wasn't ladylike, but I knew even then that women were simply not supposed to be that happy.

The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.

Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobody listens to you anyway.

How long wilt thou forget me, O Lord?

What this planet needs is more mistletoe and less missile-talk.

Man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward.

I caused the widow's heart to sing for joy.

A hug delights and warms and charms, that must be why God gave us arms.

There came unto him [Jesus] a woman having an alabaster box of very precious ointment, and poured it on his head, as he sat at meat.

Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

Have mercy upon us, miserable offenders.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

This is the finger of God.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

Peace be to you, fear not.