Quotes from Anonymous

They learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not.

I am mighty, world-destroying Time.

The things you did with that cucumber in college does not make you a vegetarian.

[M]odern man is just ancient man... with way better electronics.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see — and hits it.

Saul and Jonathan were lovely and pleasant in their lives, and in their death they were not divided: they were swifter than eagles, they were stronger than lions.

It would not be at all strange if history came to the conclusion that the perfection of the bicycle was the greatest incident of the nineteenth century.

Whited sepulchers, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones.

You can't give a hug without getting a hug.

[A]ll forgiveness is a gift to yourself.

Say it ain't so, Joe.

No man knoweth of his [Moses'] sepulcher unto this day.

...a little child, born yesterday, A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed...

Judge not according to the appearance.

Neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

God loveth a cheerful giver.

And Cain went out from the presence of the Lord, and dwelt in the land of Nod.

Be not curious in unnecessary matters: for more things are showed unto thee than men understand.

I will fasten him as a nail in a sure place.

Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.

May all your weeds be wildflowers.

We have left undone those things which we ought to have done; And we have done those things which we ought not to have done.

When you teach your son, you teach your son's son.