Quotes from Anonymous

A brave arm makes a short sword long.

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

When mom and dad don't understand, a sister always will.

Happy We-Stole-Your-Land-and-Killed-Your-People Day!

Life is not a final. It's daily pop quizzes.

A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another.

It is sown in corruption; it is raised in incorruption.

God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate.

Jealousy is the rage of a man: therefore he will not spare in the day of vengeance.

Never fight fire from ego.

The morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy.

Behold behind him a ram caught in a thicket by his horns.

A steady job and a mutual fund is still the best defense against social security.

Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

By honor and dishonor, by evil report and good report.

All flesh consorteth according to kind, and a man will cleave to his like.

You may never get rid of the butterflies, but you can teach them how to fly in formation.

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

Wine is how classy people get wasted.

Hail, thou that art highly favored, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women.

The one shall be taken, and the other left.

Now the serpent was more subtile than any beast of the field.

Blessed are the children of scrapbookers, for they shall inherit the scrapbooks.