Quotes from Anonymous

Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.

Spartan simplicity must be observed. Nothing will be done merely because it contributes to beauty, convenience, comfort, or prestige.

It's good to be blessed. It's better to be a blessing.

Seek not out the things that are too hard for thee, neither search the things that are above thy strength.

And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred.

Faith can move mountains, but don't be surprised if God hands you a shovel.

Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween.

Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.

My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.

Mercy and truth are met together; righteousness and peace have kissed each other.

Tarry at Jericho until your beards be grown.

A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you.

A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.

He knows when you're happy He knows when you're comfortable He knows when you're confident And he always knows when you have carrots.

A vacation is like love — anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

Wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself.

If any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous:And he is the propitiation for our sins: and not for ours only, but also for the sins of the whole world.

Say: "He is God, One God, the Everlasting Refuge, who has not begotten, and has not been begotten, and equal to Him is not anyone."

I've just arrived in New York City. What a place! Just smell those skyscrapers. Had breakfast at a little deli on Ninth Avenue. Cheese Danish and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night. Hit the spot.

Gladness of the heart is the life of a man, and the joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days.

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.

And Jonathan… loved him [David] as he loved his own soul.