Quotes from Anonymous

Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them.

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour.

A wise son maketh a glad father: but a foolish son is the heaviness of his mother.

Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber; for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter.

Video games ruined my life. (Good thing I have two more.)

I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!

History teaches us the mistakes we are going to make.

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Egg-xercise!

The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you just learned this morning.

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.

And they were exceeding sorrowful, and began every one of them to say unto him, Lord, is it I?

We then that are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak, and not to please ourselves.

Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath: For the wrath of man worketh not the righteousness of God.

Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

The discourse of fools is irksome.

It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants.

Thou shalt not muzzle the ox when he treadeth out the corn.

Sweet little flower of heavenly birth You were too fair to bloom on earth.

The wise still seek Him.

Commit to be fit.

How can I control my life when I can't control my hair?

Be patient therefore, brethren, unto the coming of the Lord. Behold, the husbandman waiteth for the precious fruit of the earth, and hath long patience for it, until he receive the early and latter rain.

Nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law.

You're right, Mr. Thatcher. I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars next year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in sixty years.