Quotes from D. L. Hughley

The one thing women love more than money is power.

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s.

One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh.

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.