Quotes from Susan Elizabeth Phillips

llevo años observando que cuanto más indiferente se muestra un hombre, más interesada se vuelve la mujer.

Las mujeres anhelan lo que no pueden tener, incluso aunque no sea bueno para ellas.

There's a big Alzheimer's benefit in a couple of weeks. A charity ball is right after that. We eat, we smile, we pose. No balls. None. I'm sorry to hear that. Have you talked to a doctor?

she was afraid she might be turning into one of those cynical people who hug old bitterness like a treasured bone to be gnawed over forever.

I don't love you anymore", she whispered. "I don't love you at all." His throat closed. "It's all right, sweetheart. I love you enough for both of us.

Don't dare a person who has nothing else left to lose.

I married a damned cereal killer

Anything worth having is worth fighting for.

When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.

He shook his head. "The next time I hear a women going on about how neurotic men are, I'm going to remember this. You tell me you like my body, and what do I say? I say, thank you. Then I tell you I like yours and what do I hear? A long lists of grievances.

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband

I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can't protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have to embrace chaos.

I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe) I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)

What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?

sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character... -annabelle granger

If I could put my brain in her body, the world would be mine for the taking.

This is America. We're entitled to our opinions." "Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.

Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.

Nobody else can demean me. I can only demean myself

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce." She waved her hand. "Absolutely no problem. Your money is our money. My money is my money." She wrote away. "I should make you negotiate with Phoebe.

She glared at him. "You're doing it again." "What?" "That thing that irritates me." "Smiling?" "Yes. That.

You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!

Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

It was a kiss made in lonely dreams. A kiss that took its time. A kiss that felt so right she couldn't remember all the reasons it was wrong.