Quotes from J. F. Lawton

It's easy to clean up when you got money.

Time does not die; only people.

We don't care if these girls want to eat their men. That's the Piranha Man's problem. We just want the avocados.

I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have?