Quotes from Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

I think of you, therefore I exist.

Give a man a finger, he'll put a wedding ring on it!

In his life there was only one woman. The other one.

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.

I will build the best Potemkin village for you, my love!

Sheep don't need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is.

You get what you want and you become its slave.

If I knew he loved me for my wealth, I would have told him I was richer.

He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!

I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!

He asked her for coffee, but she wanted tea instead.

She is young and beautiful. She has no problems with men.

Poor people! No territory invasion can broaden their narrow minds.

Smile out loud! Make them wonder.

Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.

Men can go to hell! I'll meet them there.

The differences between women are all cosmetic.

Men can go to hell! I'll meet them there.

Go to bed! Someone is anxious to come into your dream.

In women he doesn't trust! He is an atheist.

Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

Hide in the mirror. No one will look for you there.