Quotes from Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

I don't believe that aliens exist, but I do believe that any new facts can strengthen foundation of my belief.

Smartass Disciple: Master, you keep preaching the truth. They don't listen.Master of Stupidity: Oh that's not bad. That attitude keeps us in the business.

Smartass Disciple: I've been searching for so long.I still can't find the truth.Master of Stupidity: Until you've lost and felt desperate, you won't be found.

You don't deserve to understand truth if all that you want is just the normal life.

Only the winner and coward may survive.

Today wouldn't have happened if histories weren't falsified.

Eventually, there's certain limit in telling bare fact through words.It ain't about diction constraints, but common ability to understand.

There's a weird logic that explains a common truth.

Hoax needed to complete the premises of truth.

Smartass Disciple: Master, what are you talking about? None of us understand!Master of Stupidity: Be patient! It is not ended yet. The end justifies the means.

Smartass Disciple: Three years! I've listened you preaching just for this silly truth?Master of Stupidity: Who said I was preaching? Who said anything about the truth?

Truth ain't be in secret site to be found.It lies within certain levels of understanding and knowledge.

Whatsoever thing you believe strongly, it will be turned into truth within your mind.

Which one is the truth, sir?Which period do you mean, son?

Money and religion are perfect alloy.

God was never created the economy.Men found it after banished from Eden.

Smartass Disciple: Master, I don't need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny if you just found it. No drama if no lost at first.

Smartass Disciple: What were said for things before the time exist?Master of Stupidity: No words to be said by no man at no time at all.

Smartass Disciple : Master, why you keep telling about the truth? Nobody hears.Master of Stupidity : O Yea. They hear but don't listen. Anyway, no fun in silent.

Not by discovering new wow things you are able to understand the truth about nature, but by changing the very fundamental way of perceiving anything you've ever seen in daily life.

They don't directly listen to you.They just hear things within their minds that triggered by your words.