Quotes from S.A. Tawks, Misadventurous

Substituting the discount rate for the ever increasing chance of death and a dollar for joy, joy today is worth more than joy tomorrow.

You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.

I'll tell you what you want to hear. I mean, what I need to hear. I'll tell the truth.

An adventurer has a purpose. Such as finding new lands and valuable treasures. A misadventurer, besides doing it for the hell of it and for a good time, doesn't really have a good purpose.

Honestly, if I stay on this gruelling path, I'm going to end up as another suicide statistic.

Patience, persistence and hard work lead to success and happiness. Or you can do whatever the hell you want and with a bit or a whole lot of luck you'll stumble onto success and happiness.

I'd been exposed to alternate ways of thinking and it seriously affected the way my mother had reared me.

Cussing like a commoner wasn't something I was tested on. I picked that habit up outside of high school.

A misadventurer's greatest fear is their mother.