Quotes from Eric Morecambe

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

I'm playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order

We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris.

Together with script writers Sid Green and Dick Hills, we worked on the comedy ideas for this series.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.