Quotes from Kiersten White

Maybe I shouldn't mouth off to the elemental I kinda hoped was my future mother-in-law.

Fun-run" indeed,what a misnomer. That'd be like saying "calm gremlin" or "pleasant hag." Or 'entertaining history textbook.

Soap operas got nothing on my family history.

And I'd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you.

My life is a black hole of boredom and despair." "So basically you've been doing homework." "Like I said, black hole.

Don't go alone," Lend said, his voice tight with concern. "I'll take Jack." "Oh, wonderful, take the other psychotic guy in your life to go find the first one.

Reth looked exasperated. "When is something ever not wrong in your life?" I frowned. "That's my line.

You wonderful girl. I've missed you so much." "Well, now that we're both unemployed fugitives, think of how much time we'll have to hang out!

Give me a mirror.Or holy water. I'll drink it,even!" I gasped as someone threw water on the side of my face. "A little warning next time would be nice.

Jack jumped off the couch, pulling his shirt back on. "Next time,if you'd like, I'll just come without one," he said,grinning at me.

I thought I'd learn a few new words, but the men were too shocked to even swear this time.

I get that you're scared and that you've been hurt. But doing what is easy and safe is no way to live, and a life without passion and love is so far beneath what you deserve.

Ah, stupid, you know I love you, too.

The only life I want is one with you.

I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.

Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too?

He sighed heavily. "Girls are mean. At least faeries simply kill you if they don't want you around." He put a hand on the wall, leaning against it and tapping his foot impatiently.

Be careful. I wouldn't want anything to happen to the worst Spanish student in the history of the language." I laughed. "No problemo.

Good luck trying to force Evie to do anything else once she has made up her mind. She is the definition of a stubborn, headstrong teenager." "And you love me for it." "I do.

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you.

She stared at him in that vapid, intoxicated way employed only by women under a vamp's control. Or the way I sometimes got when faced with cupcakes. Mmm. Cupcakes.

Jack shook his head. "Not one of my many talents, sadly. But if you have a cherry stem I can show you a really cool one.

I still had an irrational desire to do an interpretive dance about rainbows, but it was a small price to pay for being healed.