Quotes from Fakeer Ishavardas

Your destiny - by hook or crook, by this way or that, at some corner or nook - will catch up with you.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

That you exist, is offense enough to arrest you.