Quotes from Stewart Francis

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.