Quotes from Jimmy Durante

To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech–every now and then she stops to breathe.

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.