Quotes from Anton Szandor LaVey

Mysterious beings we seek from birth; what does that mean to me? Something we seek, and as we age it becomes more elusive, yet our spirit remains willing, but our flesh grows weak.

If you're going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.

Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

Religions are easy to invent. Most traditional religions have little or nothing to do with reality, are dependent on obfuscation, interpretation, guilt, and unreasoning faith.

When one sleeps on the floor, one need not fear falling out of bed.

Up is down, pleasure is pain, darkness is light, slavery is freedom, madness is sanity.