Quotes from Harry Hill

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames