Quotes from Tom Arnold

The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.

People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute by minute, but I honor my commitment to stay sober.

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with my favorite book. Well, actually it was a magazine.

Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy.

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.