Quotes from Carroll Bryant

A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you're going to regret it.

You are the only one who can.

You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.

If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.

Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality.

I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody elses lost imagination.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.

Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.

To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?

The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.

I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.

Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.

Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.

The last word of love is ... goodbye.

I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.

No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.

Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn't that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.