Quotes from Tina Fey, Bossypants

Someone should do a study of the human brain and how quickly it can adjust to luxury.

Some people say, "Never let them see you cry." I say, if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

Whitney Houston's cover of "I Will Always Love You" was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.

It's one thing to be a wisecracking precocious teen hanging out with twenty-seven year olds.It's another thing to get in the way of a grown man trying to get laid.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

I have one top-notch baby with whom I am in love. It's a head-over-heels "first love" kind of thing, because I pay for everything and all we do is hold hands.

Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to run into in the hallway at three in the morning.

(Don Fey had a large rubber stamp that said "bullshit, " which was and is awesome.)