Quotes from Russell Lynes

A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes.

The bungalow had more to do with how Americans live today than any other building that has gone remotely by the name of architecture in our history.

It is always well to accept your own shortcomings with candor but to regard those of your friends with polite incredulity.

Ragtime was a fanfare for the 20th century.

In my estimation, the only thing that is more to be guarded against than bad taste is good taste.

Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.

The bungalow had more to do with how Americans live today than any other building that has gone remotely by the name of architecture in our history.

Cynicism is the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence.

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon.

the only graceful way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you cant ignore it, top it; if you cant top it, laugh at it; if you cant laugh at it, its probably deserved

Every journalist has a novel inside him, which is an excellent place for it.

Wasting time is negative, but there is something positive about idleness.

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.

A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman.

A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.

When it gets dark enough you can see the stars.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.