Quotes from Brian Spellman

He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.

I awoke to a daymare. Life.

Honesty is the best insurance policy.

I'm all groan up in America.

Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.

I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.

Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.

Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.

Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss.