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Quotes from Hank Williams, Jr.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
Have pity on a dinosaur.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
It was only his fifth offense, and this time he's killed someone.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.
There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.
~ Hank Williams, Jr.