Quotes from Stephen King, The Dark Tower

Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can.

and so will the world end, I think, a victim of love rather than hate. For love's ever been the more destructive weapon, sure.

never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.

Free at last, he thought. Great God Almighty, I'm free at last. Then: I believe this is redemption. And it's good, isn't it? Quite good, indeed.

The prosaic fact of the universe's existence alone defeats both the pragmatist and the romantic.

He who speaks without an attentive ear is mute.

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life.