Quotes from Oliver Gaspirtz

Democracy's fatal flaw: There are more dumb people than smart people. Welcome to the new Dark Ages!

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

The happiest people are not the ones with the best or the most things, but those who most appreciate what they have.

Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief.

Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.

Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.

Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money.

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.

Ordinary people are products of their environment and fit in. Artists transcend their environment and stand out.

Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.