Quotes from Moe Howard

Only fools are positive.

Keep laughing. As long as you're laughing you still have hope.

We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.

Every time you think, you weaken the nation.

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

Only fools are positive.

When I was ten, I began to notice girls and had finally figured out that the bumps under sweaters weren't hidden grapefruit. Now they were something to be admired, at least at a distance.

Curly for a couple of hours, and talked to the doctors about him. They told me that in about six months his instep and ankle bones should be broken and put in a cast so that he would be able to bend his ankle. Curly decided against this, and although it gave him much pain and he limped his way through life, he never let it interfere with his work … or, for that matter, his play.