Quotes from Ronnie Shakes

I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What good would that do?

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.

A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No bablo ingles."

I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, No hablo ingles.