Quotes from Paul Rodriguez

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

Girls are much more psychic than guys. They're the first to know if you're going to get laid.

Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.

Animals don't have anyone to protect them. If we don't stand up, the people who are harming animals will never get stopped.

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's like a jar of jalapeños: You never know what's going to burn your ass.

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

I think war might be God's way of teaching us geography.