Quotes from Drew Magary

Thank God there's somebody that doesn't like Stuart Scott. I'm so happy!. It was nice to have that counter-balance to ESPN.

I've hated cockroaches my entire life.Tweeting jokes about it helps me cope, in a way. I'm not as jumpy killing cave crickets as I used to be. I still jump plenty though.

I took time in the day to write as much of the book as I possibly could. I didn't write too much at night, because I don't like to - I'd rather watch TV.

You'll paint some nursery and the kid will want to sleep in a drawer.

You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do.