Quotes from Tristan Bernard

God created the world, but it is the devil who keeps it going.

When we are not rich enough to be able to purchase happiness, we must not approach to near and gaze on it in shop windows.

To have grown wise and kind is real success.

In the theatre the audience wants to be surprised - but by things that they expect.

To live happily with other people, ask of them only what they can give.

A critic is a virgin who would teach Don Juan how to make love.

In the theatre the audience want to be surprised - but by things that they expect.

Men are always sincere. They change sincerities, that's all.

Men give their confidence at once, but never their money.