Quotes from Lizz Winstead

When you go out for drinks, tell people to bring in a news story that made them say "Oh my god." Talk about it.

Having an enemy that is visible out in the daylight is a good thing.

There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky.

I dropped out of college and I'm pretty much a self-educated person, so a lot of my core belief system comes from life.

Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's a pronouncement that they like you on some level.

The fact is, there's no such thing as "The Age of Abstinence."

North Carolina is an amazing place. It has the best food, and also has folks fighting really hard for what's right.

I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

I'll never have a baby because I'm afraid I'll leave it on top of my car.

I think, therefore I'm single.