Quotes from Michael R. Burch

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?

Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."

If God is good half the Bible is libel.

Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.

Perhaps love doesn't make the world go round, but it makes the bumpy ride worthwhile and provides a glorious destination.

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.

Epigrams delight us into wisdom.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!