Quotes from Herb Gardner

You treat God like you treat any dangerous looney — keep him calm and stay on his good side.

You have got to own your days and live them, each one of them, every one of them, or else the years go right by and none of them belong to you.

Nat: Maybe you broke something. Midge: I know. Never fall down, never fall down! Nat: Ah, it's nothing. I fall down every morning. I get up, I have a cup of coffee, I fall down. That's the system. Two years old, you stand up and then BOOM! seventy years later, you fall down again.

You have got to own your days and live them, each one of them, every one of them, or else the years go by and none of them belong to you.

Treat God like a dangerous loony - keep him calm and stay on his good side.