Quotes from Tug McGraw

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.

I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

when asked how he could remain so calm in a clutch situation: "Ten million years from now, when the sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen snowball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.