Quotes from Craig Benzine

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

Time travel is awesome....And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it...The first time.

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

If you're gonna lob something, lob love.

I love it when the coffee's done!

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas.

Are imperfections is which make we grate.