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Quotes from Larissa Ione

I'm not going to pass out—" He cut her off with a kiss. "If you did, I'd catch you.
~ Larissa Ione
This is needle-in-haystack shit. And the haystack is made of needles. On a needle planet.
~ Larissa Ione
No bra," he said against her mouth. "Thank you. I hate those things. Dumbest human invention. Ever.
~ Larissa Ione
There's no sense drawing attention to yourself, Li." "Hellooooo. I'm aHorseman of the Apocalypse, and I'm betrothed to the most infamous, most powerful demon in existence. I couldn't draw more attention to myself i I wore Lady Gaga's meat dress to a PETA convention.
~ Larissa Ione
UG staff is patching up wargs, and all surviving Guardians are tied up," Wraith said, "But they could probably use some medical attention. Especially the one dipshit with the idiotic Mohawk. He lost a lot of blood." "Because you ate him," Sin said wryly. Wraith blinked with exaggerated innocence. "Fighting makes me hungry.
~ Larissa Ione
Why are you all here?" "One of Bantazar's assassins hit you with an exomangler," Lore said. "He's dead." "A lot dead." Wraith snorted and high-fived Lore. "Massive deadness.
~ Larissa Ione
Danger followed in his wake . . . followed, because it wouldn't dare get in his way.
~ Larissa Ione
She'd read somewhere that normal, healthy men got up to twenty erections a day. Um...yep, Ares was definitely healthy.
~ Larissa Ione
Yeah, I need sex or I die. So stop with the obnoxious chaperone shit, because I really don't want you anywhere nearby while I'm doing it, and I don't think you want that either." She gave them the sweetest smile. "And know that the second you're gone, I'm going to ride Con until he begs for mercy." Eidolon sighed. Shade swore. And Con muttered something that sounded strangely like "Mercy". ~Sin
~ Larissa Ione
Crazy? try ceiling-licking, rabies-frothing, dish-ran-away-with-the-spoon-in-fucking-sane." --Thanatos
~ Larissa Ione
You know I could crush you." "I know you won't." "Why, because I need to protect you?" "No," She poked him in the breastplate. "Because you gave me a pillow.
~ Larissa Ione
Your mom is my sunset, and you are my dawn.
~ Larissa Ione
That's my girl," he murmured. "I'm not your girl." "Well," he said not bothering to hide his smile from her sightless eyes, "the good news is that the honey gave you back your sparkling personality." "And the bad news?" "The honey gave you back your sparkling personality.
~ Larissa Ione
I swear, I've never met any demon as annoying as you are." "You haven't met my youngest brother.
~ Larissa Ione
Con! Fuck!" Male voice. Deep. Con blinked, coming out of his haze to see Shade beneath him. Con's erection was pushed hard against Shade's thigh, and yeah....not cool. Panting and shaking like a leaf, Con scrambled off him. "Ah...I don't...that was, ah...not for you." "I fucking hope not," Shade muttered. ~Con/Shade
~ Larissa Ione
You named your son's pet after a rabid monster dog?" "No," Thanatos growled. "Wraith did. Bastard taught the pup to respond to Cujo, and we couldn't get him to respond to anything else after that.
~ Larissa Ione
I love you. Never forget that. Never forget...me.
~ Larissa Ione
I love you, lirsha
~ Larissa Ione
Horror Hotel, as wraith called Shade's house. "Vampires, demons, and werewolves check in... and then they make out, and-
~ Larissa Ione
Sort of. I can feel the arrangement of the virus or bacteria or whatever. And once I learn it, I can replicate that specific disease." She shot Conall a smirk. "Khileshi cockfire is a favorite." Wraith laughed. Conall paled. Eidolon looked at her like she was responsible for every case of the excruciating, dick-shriveling venereal disease he'd ever treated. The guy was so freaking uptight he probably starched his freaking underwear.
~ Larissa Ione
You two have a lot of balls coming here." Kynan gestured to Arik. "He does. I'm charmed. Nothing can hurt me. Or my balls.
~ Larissa Ione
Okay, listen. From what Shade said, Roag got toasted like a burnt marshmallow. He would have been nearly destroyed, right down to his junk." Wraith grinned. "Which is really fucking funny.
~ Larissa Ione
This is'nt like , vampire gay, is it? ~Kynan
~ Larissa Ione
It's funny," she said, with a strange hitch in her voice, "but I never wanted to be tied to anyone. Never wanted to be owned or to belong to another person. But now I realize that belonging with someone is completely different. I belong with you, Con." "And I with you." He kissed her, sealing them together with a bond she didn't mind, and one that would never be broken.
~ Larissa Ione