Quotes from Bob Thaves

I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.

People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

I don't know if I can live on my income or not — the government won't let me try it.

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.

It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.

Sure he was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything [Fred Astaire] did, .. backwards and in high h

I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.

Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes