Quotes from Charles Addams

It's hard to say. Sometimes people have had terrible childhoods. And sometimes they just haven't found their special place in life. And sometimes they're dogs from hell and must be destroyed.

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Look at her -- I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way -- what bliss.

It's hard to say. Sometimes people have had terrible childhoods. And sometimes they just haven't found their special place in life. And sometimes they're dogs from hell and must be destroyed.

To live without you, only that would be torture. A day alone, only that would be death.

and the rest is taxidery. --Morticia Addams ( The Addams Family

May I borrow a cup of cyanide?

Wait a minute, can't you? I've only got three hands.

To live without you, only that would be torture." "A day alone, only that would be death.

A day alone, only that would be death.