Quotes from Totie Fields

Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.

I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.