Quotes from Faina Ranevskaya

Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.

I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.