Quotes from Blake Edwards

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets.

I think that there are few people in one's life that you never really feel that they're gone. I have to remind myself that she isn't around.

Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.

I reckon this could mean another 10 million at the box office.

There's so few people in this town with a conscience.

Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

It's been my experience that every time I think I know where it's at, it's usually somewhere else.

Well, I enjoy reality as much as the next man. It's just that in my case, fortunately, reality includes a good stiff belt every now and then.

It's been my experience that every time I think I know where it's at, it's usually somewhere else.

Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.