Quotes from Gaylord Perry

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.

I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

Do for yourself or do without.