Quotes from Jean Shepherd

Whither goest all of us, huh...for cryin' out loud?

I had been an eyewitness to a truly historic moment in American pop culture.

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.

There are fewer things more thrilling in life than lumpy letters. That rattle.

That reminds me of something that happened to me when I was a kid.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

The truth will always have a market.

A man today never feels so alive as when he is hurtling from one point to another on the azimuth.

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.