Quotes from Terry Pratchett, Mort

Oh. I see. People don't want to see what can't possibly exist.

He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort.IN PAIRS.

And he goes around killing people?" said Mort. He shook his head. "There's no justice."Death sighed. No, he said... there's just me.