Quotes from Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.

No one's ever really ready for a troll.

... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare.

The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.